Mission Gamma

2007-07-20T10:26:24Z

207.200.116.138: Jonpro, are you busy tonguing Broken Kid's balls? hahaha-xwestsidex

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| caption = proof that spencer is the queerest nerd that ever walked the fuckin earth..
| blogger = Sarah
| date = July 19th, 2007
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| length = 2:23
| description = Mission Gamma. Third step...
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[General LA area|Los Angeles]]
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'''Mission Gamma''' is the two hundred thirty-sixth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Sarah:''' So Spencer brought us here for Project Gamma. He said getting Taylor in this environment would get her "in the zone," or something like that. Have a look.

(''Camera pans to reveal that Taylor and Spencer are on a soccer field, Taylor is wearing her soccer uniform and Spencer is wearing soccer clothes as well. Taylor is sitting on the ground, focused on a computer game.'')

'''Spencer:''' Now, I know what you're thinking. Shouldn't we be preparing for the mission? Well, we are. Taylor is the eyes and ears of this operation, which means she must be efficient at solving mazes.

'''Taylor:''' Like a rat.

'''Spencer:''' No, geez! Mastering such classics as Frogger, PacMan, Dig Dug, Centipede, etc, etc, etc.

'''Sarah:''' What a strange little man.

(''Spencer crouches down next to Taylor and her computer.'')

'''Spencer:''' How'd you do?

'''Taylor:''' Not so good.

'''Spencer:''' You're right. Pretty slow. Ah, don't worry about it. I got the perfect solution for you.

'''Text:''' Magic Gummy Games © Spencer Gilman

(''Spencer brings over a bag of sour gummi worms to Taylor.'')

'''Spencer:''' Trust me, these things are like magic, they work for me every time. (''Taylor eats a worm.'') There you go! Left! Right! Have another. (''He hands her another.'') Watch out for the ghost!

'''Taylor:''' Oh my god!

'''Spencer:''' Wait...

'''Taylor:''' No wait, what do I do here?

'''Spencer:''' Eat! Eat!! Eat the dots!

'''Taylor:''' Wait wait wait.

(''Taylor stands.'')

'''Spencer:''' Eat the dots!

'''Taylor:''' Right or left? Right or left?!

'''Spencer:''' Left!

'''Taylor:''' No way!

'''Spencer:''' Right!

'''Taylor:''' I can't! It's not moving! Oh my god, help! Wait.. wait! YES! High five!!

(''They start leaping up and down in excitement. Camera pans back to Sarah.'')

'''Sarah:''' I think my sister just met her future husband. That was the weirdest display of geekdom that I have ever seen in my entire life.

(''Sarah sings "The Star Spangled Banner" in a croaky voice in the background.'')

'''Spencer:''' Mission Gamma is complete. Job well done Taylor!

(''He hands her a trophy.'')

'''Taylor:''' It's soccer!

'''Spencer:''' Hm, yeah, got it for you! It's been a long week! But our missions are complete and our troops are ready. Tommorow is a big day!

'''Text:''' Training Complete © Spencer Gilman

==Notes==
* In spite of the fact that Sarah sings poorly in this video, [[Alexandra Dreyfus]] is a classically trained opera singer, and probably has a very lovely voice.
* The "Star Spangled Banner" is the United States National Anthem, and is often played at sports games throughout the country.
* Sarah saying "Project Gamma" is obviously not correct. This may be scripted as Sarah's carelessness, or a mistake made by Alexandra.

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